1. rneerkat:

    in my science class we had to take care of baby chickens and one of my friends forgot to give his water one day so i said “lamborghini mercy, your chick she so thirsty” and then we all started breakdancing including tom hanks who kinda just appeared out of nowhere

    (Source: rneerkat, via colinmorgay)

  2. Harry Potter wedding

    (Source: carasweetheart, via allaboardthenopetrain)


  3. nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    (via epic-humor)


  4. chiehiro-moved:

    one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair


    who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

    (via happiest)


  5. dangering:


    what if cows moaned when you milked them

    im so lonely

    (Source: bastille, via teenscoolest)


  6. svvords:

    i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

    (Source: wasiangod, via shouldnt)


  8. rabioheab:

    want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

    (via pizza)

  10. Any association with the Mockingjay symbol is forbidden.

    (Source: kinginthenorths, via prettyboyinthetardis)


  11. queerchesters:



    fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

    I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

    you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

    (via jesussbabymomma)

  12. hobotrashsebastian:

    True Alpha Scott McCall

    (via blondbrunetteone)