1. vampire-gerard:

    stretchedlobes:

    my fucking heart

    He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK

    (Source: poyzn, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     
  2. (Source: mrgolightly, via wacist)

     
  3. (Source: dayzea, via rachyyface)

     
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  6. spooky-alice:

    lost-and-hufflepuff:

    I think the reason why Tolkien keeps referring to “the bow of Legolas” and “the voice of Legolas” and “the arrows of Legolas” is that he doesn’t want to write “Legolas’s”

    IM CREYING THIS IS SO TRUE

    (Source: helimir, via vaticancameosordie)

     

  7. queen-of-fallen-angels:

    my-flourish-and-blotts:

    teacupsandcyanide:

    I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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    setting Rose loose

    Accuracy: 100%

    (via thatpsychowriter)

     
  8. martin’s reaction is cute, idk

    (Source: darlingbenny, via questionsleftunanswered)

     
  9. h0odrich:

    this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

    (Source: catleecious, via fy-nghariad-fy-emrys)

     
  10. littlealienproducts:

    Pink Fried Egg Socks

    (via nippled)

     
  11. turtletotem:

    I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

    This. This is that moment.

    (Source: onceland, via thatpsychowriter)

     

  12. thewritingcafe:

    mysterioussauerkraut asked you:

    I love your blog and as much as I like the information you have already supplied, I am more into writing scripts than books. Do you have anything on script writing, anything at all?

    Script Frenzy has a bunch of resources for beginners.